Have you ever wondered why and how the Prince of Darkness is still alive?
Well, the Godfather of Metal – Sir Ozzy Osbourne – appears to be equally stumped and has agreed to donate a few pints of magical blood to a genetics research company.
According to CBS News, the blood samples will be used to map Osbourne’s (hitherto) mysterious genetic code.
The results could help baffled scientists determine why certain individuals can better tolerate “excessive” substance abuse more than others.
Now, I for one support this critical endeavor.
But why limit it to Ozzy?
How about drafting Axl Rose, Keith Richards, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears?