This bra-and-pants set in
astroturf a fetching shade of
public-convenience green towelling is, aspazzarently, part of underwear
manufacturer Triumph's Autumn-Winter collection.
As well as a whacking
great panel of photovoltaic cells on the front of it (useful for
winterwear, don't you think?) there's an electronic "scoreboard" and a
built-in beverage holder (I am not making this up, I swear)
that I thought looked more like those gel-filled pouches that the
pneumatically-challenged use to boost their cleavage, and that Google
Translate was having an off-day.