JJ Abrams and the ski lift to death

As a little kid, I watched a lot of cheesy TV, and especially back in the '70s and '80s there were tons of silly TV movies that are hilarious to watch today. 

Snowblind Ozzy really is a super mutant

Scientists have confirmed that the Prince of Darkness - aka Sir Ozzy Osbourne - is endowed with several enigmatic genetic mutations related to how his body processes drugs and alcohol.