Apple is to delay the international release of the iPad by a month, citing high demand.
Kids just don't know they're born these days. Whilst our generation thought ourselves lucky to get paper and a stub of pencil - no more scratchy slates, hurrah! - a bunch of spoilt brats over at Seton Hill University are being kitted out with iPads.
Orders for the Apple iPad fell sharply over the weekend, indicating that most of the real obsessives bought one on Friday.
Apple is so determined that its users shouldn't touch its batteries that it's promising a free replacement iPad to anyone whose machine won't hold a charge.
Facebook and Twitter scams are sweeping the net, offering users the chance to beta test an Apple iPad.
More than half of Apple's suppliers visited in a recent audit have been overworking staff, and three have been using underage labor, the company has admitted.
Steve Jobs hasn't been best pleased at previous efforts to write his biography. But, it seems, he's now found somebody worthy of the task.