On Jersey Shore and The Three Stooges

With the cancelation of Paris Hilton's new show, and her generation of reality TV idiots going gently into the has-been good night, we're thankfully no longer holding our heads in pain over Hilton or the denizens of the Hills.

Failed ex-Russian spy snags sweet media gig

Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton have taught Anna Chapman well - who seems to have snagged a sweet new gig in media thanks to her fame for doing nothing more than being a bad spy.