Report: Global cooling ended in the 19th century

The most comprehensive evaluation of temperature change on Earth’s continents over the past 1,000 to 2,000 years indicates that a long-term cooling trend - caused by factors including fluctuations in the amount and distribution of heat from the sun, and increases in volcanic activity - ended late in the 19th century.

Feds spent 500K running shrimp on treadmills

Unemployment is rampant, the cost of living is skyrocketing and quite a number of people can't pay their mortgages. But hey, at least the federal government has $500,000 to spend running shrimp on a treadmill.

Senator slams National Science Foundation for 'waste'

A senator known for his opposition to unnecessary government spending has hit out at the National Science Foundation in a 73-page report.

American scientists just can't get enough porn

It seems as if scientists working for the Almighty Federal Government just can't get enough porn to satisfy their chronic smut addictions.