We have facts, people. Unassailable truths that justify sneering at iPhone lovers and the bourgeoise followers that trail them.
Ah, Silicon Valley. Those two words conjure up images of gently rolling hills, shiny buildings and startup companies in hipster lofts filled with innumerable empty cans of Pabst and discarded pizza boxes.
Today on Twitter, a friend griped that her favorite brunch place was officially labeled as "hipster" on social recommendation website, Yelp. HIPSTER?
Hipsters in mass suicide pact upon realization that Apple products will be used by people wearing sweats and shopping at, uhm, Walmart.
As the tragically hip make their reverse Mecca haj out of Austin today – updating 4Square on their iPhones as they go - we take a look back over SXSW Interactive, celebrating the worn checkered shirts, grungy chic neck scarfs, cowboy hats and hemp sandals.