It seems the Taliban isn't quite as opposed to the use of modern technology as it once was. Not only does it now have its own Twitter feed, it's even started tweeting in English.
Now who would have thought? Oxford English Dictionary's new additions are consistent with scientific claims that human beings are in a state of constant evolution.
The rapidly aging and highfaluting Old Gray Lady has slapped a merciless ban on the word "tweet."
Google has updated its sophisticated text translation software for Android-based smartphones.