Rhesus monkeys can't get with the beat

A word to the wise: never, ever, take a rhesus monkey out clubbing - it'll dance more embarrassingly than your dad.

Android Market hits 50K app mark

The restless masses - which are clearly growing tired of Apple's notoriously closed iPhone ecosystem - have helped boost Android's Market past the 50K app mark.

Dr. Dre hawks $400 Red Sox Beats headphones

Dr. Dre, Jimmy Iovine and LeBron James are bringing da motherfrakkin' ruckus with a $400 pair of Red Sox Beats Dre headphones from Monster.