And so to Jerusalem, courtesy of Intel, in Rathbone Place, Fitzrovia, north of Oxford Street and therefore Soho is south.
Some fab chick from Intel - can't recall her name - introduced us to the Intel pub quiz - she kicked off by saying how grateful she was we didn't go to the Nokia gig.
Hang on, I thought Nokia and Intel were partners? Couldn't they have combined the both?
We had started off in Carnaby Street, the home of "All you need is love", so see a pink bambi below - this is where the crossroads were. We had to plump for either Nokia or Intel.
We plumped Intel. Tony Smith from the Rogister plumped Intel too, because Tony Dennis tipped him off the gig was on. Tony only knew the gig was on because I told Tony - Tony Dennis that is. Tony Dennis tipped off Tony Smith.
Anyway, enough of that. Here are the photographs that are safe to publish.