In cyberspace, no one can hear you friggin’ Tweet

Posted by STARR KESHET

Are you a compulsive Tweeter? Do you continuously update your Twitter stream with inane comments, boring personal updates and mundane one liners?

Well, here is something you may not understand: In the dark depths of cyberspace... no one can hear you friggin’ Tweet!

That’s right, folks. This madness has got to stop.

Because as social media analytics company Sysomos recently confirmed, 71 percent of tweets prompt zero response from an increasingly apathetic world.

Zip. Nada. Nicht.

So, what’s left?

Not much, really. Only a paltry 6 percent get re-tweeted, while 92 percent of those narcissistic ramblings are posted within the first hour.

Yep. Meaning, that only 23 percent of messages actually receive an @reply - with 85 percent of those garnering one painfully lonely (and conspicuous) response.

My recommendation?

Skip the damn tweets and stick to Facebook.