Did you buy that Motorola Droid X or Evo 4G in the hopes of attracting the hot girl next door with a cute nose ring and dragon tattoo?
Well, if you're reading this article, it is probably safe to assume that it didn't happen - yet.
Luckily, MiKandi has come up with an alternative to help dull the pain of rejection and ease that sexual tension.
OK, maybe it isn't as good as the real thing, but hey, why not give Sex Chat Live a shot?
As its name suggests, the Android-based app lets you talk to hot live web-cam girls around the world using a WiFi or 3G connection.
The app also offers free preview videos and profile browsing, so you only pay for one-to-one text and video interaction with the lovely cam girl of your choice.
Still not convinced?
Well, as MiKandi notes, Sex Chat Live makes for a "good proverbial pissing contest" with your sexually frustrated iPhone friends who haven't gotten laid in weeks because of their defective antennas.
That's right, there is probably no better way to demonstrate the awesomeness of the EVO 4G than whipping out a pocket cam-girl who'll show off her goodies in a minute flat.
Hey, as Steve Jobs famously said, if you want porn - get an Android! And now that you have one, you may want to start, er, taking advantage of it.