Amazon Fire Phone review round up: prototype, first effort, or wtf Bezos?

Jeff Bezos is a visionary. He isn’t a Jobsian visionary. He is more of a Fordian one. Pragmatic. Long view. Not very flashy or showy. 

But, he may be stretching himself a little thin these days because, he has put his company everywhere and they are up against some very powerful competition.

With the Amazon Fire Phone, Bezos is going up against Apple, Google, Samsung and any number of consumer electronics companies. That’s what you would assume, but the reviews of the phone imply that he may be just seeding the market and putting the company’s toes in the waters to see how things go.

To be fair to Amazon, they are taking on Google and Microsoft on cloud computing with AWS and kicking butt so, it is really hard to believe that the company’s long game is anything but well thought out.

So, it seems, reading through the mass of Fire Phone reviews that this phone has potential. It isn’t quite realized with this first edition, but it has potential. Like its neighbor, Microsoft, Amazon may just be working towards version 3 when things really take off. Come to think of it, it usually takes a Starbucks barista about 3 tries to make a decent decaf double mocha Frappucinno with caramel and whipped cream so, maybe it is just a Seattle thing.

So, here’s what you need to know about the Fire Phone:

  • It’s $199 with a two-year contract with AT&T exclusively.
  • You can buy it outright for $649 for the 32GB version and $749 for the 64GB one.
  • The Mayday button is there, like on the Kindle Fire tablets, and it is a unifying good feature. Mayday gives users a live video helpline connection to tech support. This is a very cool feature and one that tends to be understated by the digirati.
  • Carousel is a feature, again, available on the Kindle Fire tablets, that organizes your apps so that you see the most used ones first. Making sense of the app mire is a good thing.
  • The much touted 3D factor, Dynamic Perspective, still feels like a gimmick although it may evolve with more apps supporting it. It sucks up a lot of battery life, too, which makes it a bit of indulgence.
  • The phone’s head tracking technology, Auto Scroll, seems to need work. It annoyed many reviewers, but again, this may be another case of a feature that can get better with more app support.
  • Firefly is Amazonian in every way. It lets you identify a product with your phone and it is, you guessed it, a pure shopping play. Is it perfect? No, which kind of defeats the object of pushing people to buy stuff. You also get the sense that it may also be a little cynical of Amazon.

There you have it: everyone got on top of the main features that Bezos promoted at launch and cried, “Hold on a minute there, bud, this isn’t exactly what I expected.” Version 3. We have to wait for Version 3.

The Fire Phone should be understood as an extension of the Amazon digital ecosystem. It’s a thing you use to buy and consume Amazon music, video, and books. In that way it’s no different from an iPhone, which is a consumption device for content from Apple’s ecosystem. And, yes, the phone does seem to want to build shopping into every experience it can, but to call it just a “shopping phone” is missing the point.

Venture Beat

Digging into the innards of the phone didn’t necessarily make for a pleasant experience for the boffins at iFixit:

We had high hopes that Amazon built a solid, repairable Fire Phone. It began with a similar opening procedure to the current crop of iPhones, but with welcome Torx T3 screws instead of Pentalobes. However, all of the fancy tech we found inside made for a veritable mess of cables, connectors, and glue.

iFixit

Meanwhile, one reviewer seems more angry than critical with Amazon:

Amazon has spent so much money on the Fire phone, it’s incredibly incredible how downright horrible it is. The project was almost forced to release years ago, and I just can’t comprehend what device we would be talking about if that had actually happened.

BGR

The Street, perhaps echoing the sentiments of the money people who are sanguine on Amazon’s business performance these days, is not impressed:

The Fire phone is an OK-at-best attempt at Amazon’s entry into the smartphone market, and consumers should wait until the second or third generation to consider purchasing the phone.

The Street

But, let’s leave the last word with the New York Times, the venerable institute of journalistic integrity, presumably with no axe to grind and unbiased through and through.

In general, the NYT reviewer knows that this is a product that is more of a first effort than a standout product in the market, echoing similar sentiments to other reviewers across the Internet, but he is willing to be a lot more understanding:

In the Fire Phone, Amazon has built a really nice, solid, plain white house. You’ll love living in it, if you can ignore all the purple.

New York Times