Humor: Top 18 reasons why Steve Jobs won't give keynote

Posted by PC World

A humorous article over at PC World lists the top 18 reasons why Jobs won't be making the keynote address at Macworld Expo 2009. PC World takes some artistic license, I suppose, and goes from #1 to #18, rather than as a countdown.

The #1 reason why he's not going to give the keynote? "1. He couldn't decide what to wear."

Read the entire article at PC World.