Want to protect your junk from the TSA?

Posted by STARR KESHET

Worried about protecting your junk from over-eager TSA agents this holiday season?



Well, you might want to check out these strategically shielded underwear and bras.

Seriously folks, this is indeed what we have been reduced to.

Invented and manufactured by Jeff Buske of Rocky Flats Gear, the fortified knickers are protected by a powdered metal that ensures individual privacy during invasive medical or security screenings.

According to Buske, the underwear's inserts are thin and conform to the body's contours - making it difficult to, er, hide anything under them.



Buske also claims that the delicate mix of tungsten and other metals does not set off ringing metal detectors.