Memo to Steve "Balmy" Ballmer and Microsoft: Do not piss off the US Marine Corp.
Unfortunately, the rest of us plebeians are forced to put up with sub-par equipment and piss-poor customer service from Redmond.
Still, we can content ourselves with living vicariously through these highly-trained US Marines, who did what needed to be done with both style and grace.
Yes, now that infamous red ring of death (RROD) is little more than a bad memory that will soon fade with the passage of time.
So, Semper Fi, baby.