PAX Prime Nerd Orgy crashes and burns

Posted by STARR KESHET

D'oh! A proposed PAX Prime "nerd" orgy is in serious danger of being cancelled due to a severe (and expected) lack of female interest.

The hell, you say?

Yeah, we don't know what this obviously lonely dude was smoking or snorting, but it must have been some strong, steroid-laden sh**.

PAX Prime Nerd Orgy crashes and burns"Okay, I thought it might be fun for a bunch of us like minded adults to get together in a hotel room and have a friendly adult party," the wannabe Ladies Man wrote in an anonymous Craiglist posting spotted by the sharp-eyed folks at HBG.

"This will be Friday night, with a possibility of a Saturday encore. Any who are interested please email me so we can get this set up. All sizes and shapes welcome! Please respond with either geek or nerd in the subject line. MW4MW MW4W."

Friday night? Saturday encore? Sizes and shapes? Whaaaaat?

Yes, you read that correctly!

Of course, as expected, the shortsighted Lord of the Geeks is going nowhere fast. 

Why, you ask?

Well, it seems that very few (if any) women were actually crazy enough to respond to the ad - which has about as much sex appeal as a beached whale with a clogged blow hole.

Yep. But I digress.

In a Craigslist update quoted by Jim Sterling of Destructoid,  the disappointed Romeo admitted to having his sordid (and obviously unrealistic) fantasies dashed mercilessly asunder.

"[I am] getting too many responses from single males, so will not be accepting any more for now," the orgy organizer announced.

"If you are a single male and you already replied, I need to see what we have for couples and single females before you get an invite. No single males have an actual invite yet."

Ugh! Dude, don't hold your breath. 



Actually, maybe you should. You probably would be doing the rest of humanity a massive favor!