A British woman has reportedly developed a severe sex addiction after falling off her slippery Wii Fit board.
According to the Daily Star, 24-year-old Amanda Flowers requires at least "10 sex sessions a day" to satisfy her rampaging libido.
Indeed, even the tiniest of vibrations, from mobile phones to food processors, apparently "turns her on."
"It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm," panted the insatiable Flowers.
"With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I'll find a superstud who can satisfy me."
Flowers has apparently been diagnosed with persistent sexual arousal syndrome due to a damaged nerve.