Suck it, Sharknado! We thought you had brought together the greatest confluence of B-movie cliches known to man. Well, you lose to this Battle of the Damned trailer. And, as a bonus, it is not too shabby looking.
We are in all the way. Yes, we could give you a breakdown of the plot and all that, but it would be pointless. If you have to ask, you shouldn't watch this movie.