Robert Rodriguez made a bucket load of cash on his Spy Kids movies. This ain’t anything like them. And yes, that teaser image is Alexa Vega, one of those pesky kids all grown up. Did we mention the fact that Carlos Estevez (Charlie Sheen) plays the President of the United States!
The Machete Kills red band trailer has everything you need: people being dragged to their deaths in helicopter blades by their entrails. Mel Gibson being delightfully evil. Michelle Rodriguez being a lovely bad ass. Sophia Vergara blowing stuff up with her breasts (you read that right). Danny Trejo reminding us of the true beauty of Charles Bronson.
Enjoy:
