Reagan's son sets up email service for right-wingers only
Still using Gmail, Hotmail or Yahoo Mail? You Commie pinko, you. But now, true American patriots have an alternative - Reagan Mail.
Michael Reagan - eldest son of President Ronald Reagan, as he helpfully points out on his website - has launched a new email service exclusively for conservatives.
"Every time you use your email from companies like Google, AOL, Yahoo, Hotmail, Apple and others, you are helping the liberals," he says.
"These companies are, and will continue, to be huge supporters financially and with technology of those that are hurting our country."
Unfortunately, Michael can't shut these companies out of the loop altogether, and the service is available for the PC or Mac.
He's terribly pleased with himself for the idea. "I came up with the very first conservative email service provider," he boasts.
"You now can put your name next to the name of the Greatest Conservative of all, my father Ronald Reagan."
Potential users can click here to register for an account ending in the magic suffix @reagan.com.
It's only $40 per year, and users even get a free DVD of Ronald's 1987 'Tear down this wall' speech. A $5 discount is available for anyone signing up in the next three weeks.
Apparently, the proceeds will go to help 'promote Reagan values', although Michael doesn't explain exactly how.
Anyone fancy sending me forty bucks to promote Woollacott values? Oh well, it was worth a try.