There is an organization devoted to people who are old. They have wealth and power, and they own the Internets. OMG!
The American Association of Retired Persons, past tense, otherwise known as AARP, present tense, has a survey out this month to help it dig the Internets, and get hep to the beat of the Web. They serve 50+ million people and that's a lot of people. If they were WARP, and served the world, they would be bigger than Facebook. That's right, I said it, they would kick Facebook's ass, and then take a nap.
Anyhow, I am about 12 years away from my membership so, suck it geezers, I can say whatever I want. Grammy, I love you.
The survey is, nevertheless, enlightening in many, many ways:
You can read the whole report here. We salute the geezer generation on the Internets. We truly do. Love you, dad. Sorry, I can't make it for Father's Day this Sunday.