Never have so many done so much for so much bad hair.
We are indignant with rage. We are as mad as hell and we're not going to take it anymore.
NBC's treatment of Conan O'Brien is a clear cut case of anti-ginger sentiment run amok, and an affront to the decency of late night television.
Sure, we like Craig Ferguson much, much better but, we hate that little weasel Leno more. He hurt our beloved Letterman and killed comedy forever.
We are not alone in our distraughtedness. There are campaigns afoot and on Facebook, where people go to obliterate what precious time they have left on this planet, there is a Fan Page where you can start the process of annoying your "friends" with this crap.
Yes, you read it right, a Fan Page on Facebook! Apparently, in a matter of days the North Koreans, the Iranians, and the Chinese will all be swallowed up by a giant black hole created out of the consciousness of Facebook Fan Pages so imagine what it is going to do for Conan. That is the power of bored individuals with broadband!
We don't care how it happens but, Conan must be saved! If Angelina has to leave Brad and the kids then so be it. If Google Search has to come up blank every time you enter the term sexy pudding, so be it. If TGD starts to shell peanuts before it compensates us then, so be it.