Someday we will all speak gibberashi in Tweetspurts while jindangling oodalicious pots of moolah at Twitteronia's roolerz.
Thousands of British gamers no longer have an immortal soul - they've signed it over to games retailer GameStation in return for a few hours' play.
Angry eastern europeans have taken over the pages of one of England's largest newspapers.
Thirty million Mexicans could find their cellphones dead this weekend, thanks to a new law that forces phone owners to register their identities.
Hot, young, seksi gadgets and gizmos can do just as much as old farty laptops and desktops. Old 'uns rage at the wind before afternoon nap.
An Arkansas teenager says he never wants to see his mother again after she altered his Facebook page, and has accused her of harassment.
A British start-up is looking for a half-million-dollar investment to market its new invention - a kettle that tweets you to tell you when it's boiled.
In the week leading up to today's iPad launch, there was no shortage of announcements from companies, TV networks, and software publishers...but the most unexpected iPad announcement came from the White House.
Is Steve Jobs digging in dumpsters for inspiration? Vows to never put an "i" before "e" except after "c."
It's a tough call as to what's benefited mankind most - synthetic diamonds or Post-It notes. But the National Inventors' Hall of Fame has played it safe, and inducted the inventors of both.
It's social media makeover week! Just a couple days ago, Twitter totally revamped its home page and now YouTube has completely rebuilt the design of its landing site and video playback interface.
Fancy a spacesuit, cosmonaut headset or space toilet? At an auction in Canada today, you can take your chance and bid.
James Bond always seems to manage okay, but apparently Britain's other spies have a bit of a problem with technology.
A 25-year-old Frenchman has been arrested for trying to gain access to President Barack Obama's official Twitter account, as well as other notable public figures.
Northeastern England has seen a sharp rise in the number of cases of syphilis, and the local health boss reckons he knows why. Social networking.
Google's aggregated Google News site draws more traffic to news outlets than any other online source, but users who track news on Facebook are more likely to revisit those news sites.
Look, we'd all like our jobs to be made a little easier. But some Spanish forensic anthropologists have a rather big request - the creation of a global database of everybody in the world.
Drivers in Austin, Texas thought their cars were possessed when their horns started honking in the middle of the night or their vehicles simply wouldn't start.
The Queen invented the telephone, and Isaac Newton discovered fire - according to British schoolchildren, anyway.
New York artist Nathan Sawaya has built a five-foot-tall Blackberry Tour 9360 phone from Lego.