Hipsters in mass suicide pact upon realization that Apple products will be used by people wearing sweats and shopping at, uhm, Walmart.
A new app aims to fix one of the most annoying features of the web - unwanted mentions of Justin Bieber.
Someone in the merchandising team at 6pm.com has a red face this morning - on Friday, the internet retailer mistakenly priced almost all its products at $49.99.
The passengers on Oceanic flight 815 should have gone straight to hell, but they only made it to syndication.
It's an iconic scene: Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker's character in Sex and the City, sitting at her Mac computer and typing away her daily insights. Well, guess what? That Mac is now a PC.
Steve Jobs can't innovate everything. Okay, maybe he can, but that would make him a deity. Only Oprah has that kind of power.
Everybody Draw Muhammad Day. Pakistan bans YouTube and Facebook. Reviews of Four Lions. Death to us!
As a method of seduction, it's probably not that great. But a scientist at University College, Cork, has been accused of sexual harrassment for showing a colleague a scientific paper on fruitbats.
For sheer nerve, it takes some beating. A Canadian woman is suing her local phone carrier for invasion of privacy and breach of contract - because her itemized bill let her husband find out she was having an affair.
Surely this is asking for trouble: RIM has announced plans to create a BlackBerry two storeys high, and wants the public to send it messages for display.
A German UFO buff is suggesting that NASA's Voyager 2 spacecraft may have been hijacked by aliens.
A British man has been fined £1,000 for sending a tweet in which he joked about blowing up an airport.
Okay, so jumping r/c racers isn't something you should admit to doing but it's getting late and there's no one in the office, so there.
Showing extraordinary devotion to duty, a German researcher has offered his arm up to a robot with a kitchen knife in order to help develop better safety systems.
Apple's decision to delay shipments of the iPad outside the US has caused a lot of frustration. While it's possible to order one from the US, there's not much point getting a 3G device unless you've got the MicroSIM to go with it.
A new dating site cashes in on the narcissism of some Apple fans by catering solely for them.
Reading about iPhones, iPads, and iJobs is like letting a marshmallow cloud swallow your brain.
An outfit called the Parents Television Council has very helpfully compiled and published a list of pornographic iPhone apps.
It's pretty good going to get 34,369 Twitter followers (and counting) after a single tweet - and over 12,000 of those signed up to follow Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez before he'd even typed a word.
An outraged Verizon employee known as "Wade" recently announced that he was "drawing a line in the sand" against unqualified "criminals" masquerading as security researchers.