11 - is this the world's best Foosball table?

The beautiful game is played on millions of table tops around the world. The players are no beauties, but this table is hot.

The Zombie Code: Editor cashes in on invasion

 One of our own has finally found a useful outlet for the nihilism that infects the writing pool here.

Tomorrow is World Environment Day: BP vomits

United Nations' WED 2010 promises activities around the globe. Fish drink crude oil aperitifs at party.

Google tests Twitter integration in ads

Baboons with MBAs who can type 140 characters a minute jump to front of employment line.

Paternity order served via Facebook

There really is very little need for real life meeting any more. You can meet a man on Facebook, get dumped on Facebook... and serve the order for a paternity test on Facebook.

Social networking mobile app usage explodes by 240%

There are nearly two-and-a-half times as many people using mobile Facebook, Twitter, and Myspace apps than there were last year, confirming it as the dominatingly largest growth area for the industry.

People of Ohio try to leave state - very slowly!

Barberton v. Jenney determines cops' visual estimation of speed is sufficient evidence of a speeding violation.

Robots learn physics to hone football skills

Carnegie Mellon scientists are teaching physics to robots to improve their soccer-playing performance.

Dolphin becomes first Mexican to get an iPad

It seems grossly unfair, when there are so many worthy humans yet to get an iPad (sniffs sadly), but the latest recipient is - wait for it - a dolphin.

Google.com gets a bit more customizable

Google has unveiled a new feature that allows users to upload their own pictures to use as the background image on Google.com's main landing page, without affecting the search platform's load times.

Fingerprint ID coffee machine is uber-geeky

A coffee machine that recognizes your tastes and matches the brew to you? Yes, we would make love to this gadget.

Coke and Mentos drive new rocket car

We're not sure about its green credentials, but this is one alternative car. Powered only by Coke and Mentos, it has an impressive 221-foot range.

Microsoft to Google: Suck it, we search with Bing

Google ditches Windows. Hell breaks loose! Pink newspaper roils the Internets. Windows users cry, "D'oh!"

Book highlights world's most unfortunate web addresses

If you were looking for professional advice, would you go to expertsexchange.com? Or would you buy art from speedofart.com?

Woman gets hit by car, sues Google

A woman injured by a car on a busy road is suing Google for giving her dangerous walking directions.

Please don't make these movies in 3D

Yeah, sure, movie-lovers are clamoring for 3D versions of Iron Man in 3D, along with virtually every movie that has “Star” in its title, or Keanu Reeves in its credits.

Steve Ballmer and Geezer CEO syndrome

Android. iPhone. Internets. Get off my monopolistic lawn, you damn kids!

Robots party before starting new jobs

There are eleven robots with thumping heads today, one presumes, after the first robot graduation party.

Geezer magazines on iPad = Disaster

Wired is on the iPad. So what? iPadifying your publication just cheapens a product that has difficulty staying relevant.

Cyrene Quiamco's Aeolus mobile phone breaks wind

Breaks wind barrier in phone technology. Damn you short headlines designed for ADD Internets.