The beautiful game is played on millions of table tops around the world. The players are no beauties, but this table is hot.
One of our own has finally found a useful outlet for the nihilism that infects the writing pool here.
United Nations' WED 2010 promises activities around the globe. Fish drink crude oil aperitifs at party.
Baboons with MBAs who can type 140 characters a minute jump to front of employment line.
There really is very little need for real life meeting any more. You can meet a man on Facebook, get dumped on Facebook... and serve the order for a paternity test on Facebook.
There are nearly two-and-a-half times as many people using mobile Facebook, Twitter, and Myspace apps than there were last year, confirming it as the dominatingly largest growth area for the industry.
Barberton v. Jenney determines cops' visual estimation of speed is sufficient evidence of a speeding violation.
Carnegie Mellon scientists are teaching physics to robots to improve their soccer-playing performance.
It seems grossly unfair, when there are so many worthy humans yet to get an iPad (sniffs sadly), but the latest recipient is - wait for it - a dolphin.
Google has unveiled a new feature that allows users to upload their own pictures to use as the background image on Google.com's main landing page, without affecting the search platform's load times.
A coffee machine that recognizes your tastes and matches the brew to you? Yes, we would make love to this gadget.
We're not sure about its green credentials, but this is one alternative car. Powered only by Coke and Mentos, it has an impressive 221-foot range.
Google ditches Windows. Hell breaks loose! Pink newspaper roils the Internets. Windows users cry, "D'oh!"
If you were looking for professional advice, would you go to expertsexchange.com? Or would you buy art from speedofart.com?
A woman injured by a car on a busy road is suing Google for giving her dangerous walking directions.
Yeah, sure, movie-lovers are clamoring for 3D versions of Iron Man in 3D, along with virtually every movie that has “Star” in its title, or Keanu Reeves in its credits.
Android. iPhone. Internets. Get off my monopolistic lawn, you damn kids!
There are eleven robots with thumping heads today, one presumes, after the first robot graduation party.
Wired is on the iPad. So what? iPadifying your publication just cheapens a product that has difficulty staying relevant.
Breaks wind barrier in phone technology. Damn you short headlines designed for ADD Internets.