Robots learn physics to hone football skills

Carnegie Mellon scientists are teaching physics to robots to improve their soccer-playing performance.

Dolphin becomes first Mexican to get an iPad

It seems grossly unfair, when there are so many worthy humans yet to get an iPad (sniffs sadly), but the latest recipient is - wait for it - a dolphin.

Google.com gets a bit more customizable

Google has unveiled a new feature that allows users to upload their own pictures to use as the background image on Google.com's main landing page, without affecting the search platform's load times.

Fingerprint ID coffee machine is uber-geeky

A coffee machine that recognizes your tastes and matches the brew to you? Yes, we would make love to this gadget.

Coke and Mentos drive new rocket car

We're not sure about its green credentials, but this is one alternative car. Powered only by Coke and Mentos, it has an impressive 221-foot range.

Microsoft to Google: Suck it, we search with Bing

Google ditches Windows. Hell breaks loose! Pink newspaper roils the Internets. Windows users cry, "D'oh!"

Book highlights world's most unfortunate web addresses

If you were looking for professional advice, would you go to expertsexchange.com? Or would you buy art from speedofart.com?

Woman gets hit by car, sues Google

A woman injured by a car on a busy road is suing Google for giving her dangerous walking directions.

Please don't make these movies in 3D

Yeah, sure, movie-lovers are clamoring for 3D versions of Iron Man in 3D, along with virtually every movie that has “Star” in its title, or Keanu Reeves in its credits.

Steve Ballmer and Geezer CEO syndrome

Android. iPhone. Internets. Get off my monopolistic lawn, you damn kids!

Robots party before starting new jobs

There are eleven robots with thumping heads today, one presumes, after the first robot graduation party.

Geezer magazines on iPad = Disaster

Wired is on the iPad. So what? iPadifying your publication just cheapens a product that has difficulty staying relevant.

Cyrene Quiamco's Aeolus mobile phone breaks wind

Breaks wind barrier in phone technology. Damn you short headlines designed for ADD Internets.

Cut-price iPhones at Walmart: Not Cool!

Hipsters in mass suicide pact upon realization that Apple products will be used by people wearing sweats and shopping at, uhm, Walmart.

App aims to de-Bieber the web

A new app aims to fix one of the most annoying features of the web - unwanted mentions of Justin Bieber.

Internet retailer 6pm.com makes expensive mistake

Someone in the merchandising team at 6pm.com has a red face this morning - on Friday, the internet retailer mistakenly priced almost all its products at $49.99.

Lost: The Auction. Own crappy props now!

The passengers on Oceanic flight 815 should have gone straight to hell, but they only made it to syndication.

Sex and the City drops Apple product placement

It's an iconic scene: Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker's character in Sex and the City, sitting at her Mac computer and typing away her daily insights. Well, guess what? That Mac is now a PC.

Apple v. Sprint's HTC Evo 4G: Innovation smackdown

Steve Jobs can't innovate everything. Okay, maybe he can, but that would make him a deity. Only Oprah has that kind of power.

The Internets v. Radical Islam

Everybody Draw Muhammad Day. Pakistan bans YouTube and Facebook. Reviews of Four Lions. Death to us!